I used to be colorful. Now I am just graygarious.
I heard some hipsters drowned. They must have fell into the mainstream.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
The ladies thought the old man was very attractive. He was as coot as a button.
I missed an appointment with my masseuse. She left a massage on my answering machine.
Pinning pictures on a bulletin board seems a bit tacky to me.
A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
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