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C, E Flat, and G walk into a bar
What do you need when you're dehydrated?
How do you comfort a grammar nazi?
You're prettier than the Venus de Milo
I tried to make a belt out of watches
The fellows carrying the casket
Did you hear about the guy who told that awful pun?
Yikes! My fingernails are getting so long
Why does Peter Pan fly?
I would've kept off the grass
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